"It all started with a mouse" - Yeah... Well I'm starting with less.

So let me start by saying, none of what's to follow is my idea.  I am being forced in to blogging by my wife.  For whatever reason, she seems to think what I have to say about life and Disney will be entertaining for others, primarily herself, to read.  So I am sitting here scratching my head trying to figure out how those other people that blog/put their every waking thought out there on the internet come up with stuff to say...

She wanted this to be some sort of touring site with my interpretation on the best way(s) to navigate and successfully accomplish everything that needs to be done when visiting each of the Disney parks.  So I guess before I do that, let me give you some background.  First off, Hi my name is Joey, like one of those stupid stickers you see at business conventions.  Moving on.  I started going to WDW after I began dating my wife late in college.  After my first visit, I have been back at least twice a year, every year.  Once all by myself, but that's a disaster story for another post.  Most people who know me can't understand and can't imagine why someone like myself would enjoy going to WDW so much, well... I do.  Walt Disney World is about 40 square miles of fun, good food, lots of booze, golfing, and so much more.  Oh and something I feel you should know, we aren't the happy go-lucky family of 5 that strolls down Main Street USA looking up at the buildings and castle taking in the sights, walking .005 miles an hour getting in everyone's way, taking pictures with a Cannon camera in one hand and a Mickey shaped ice cream in the other like a bad Japanese tourist.  We don't visit the parks.  No, we blitzkrieg them.  Get in, have fun, get out... like a one night stand.